Dispatch · Unit G2 on patrol

You’ve been certified.

If you’re holding this sticker, Agent G2 found you guilty of being a baddie in the first degree. No appeal. No bail. Case closed.

Tag your arrest photo and Agent G2 may repost it.

Holographic sticker reading Certified Baddie 2026, BaddiePatrol.com, Agent G2, Denver CO USA

Docket BP-2026

The charges

  1. Count 1 Excessive drip in a public place
  2. Count 2 Looking that good without a permit
  3. Count 3 Disturbing the peace on the dance floor
  4. Count 4 Resisting a photo op (briefly)

Verdict Guilty on all counts. Sentenced to one sticker and a mugshot.

Back of Agent G2's tactical vest, patches reading Agent G2 and Baddie Patrol, under purple club lights

Officer on file

Agent G2

Badge visible on request. Patrols one night a year, every year, and has never once let a baddie walk without paperwork.

Got detained? Tag the photo and @TheDJG2. The best mugshots get reposted.

Field manual

How the patrol works

  1. Spot the unit. Every Halloween, Agent G2 suits up and works the Denver party circuit.
  2. Get detained. Hands behind your back, look at the camera. That’s your mugshot.
  3. Get certified. You walk away with an official Certified Baddie sticker. Collect every year.
  4. Report in. Follow @TheDJG2 and tag your arrest. Off-duty, Agent G2 is a DJ.

Self-service booking

Print your citation

Type your name and get your official paperwork. Screenshot it, post it, tag @TheDJG2.

BP
Baddie PatrolDenver, CO · Unit G2
BP-26-0000
Suspect
Your name here
Charge
Being a baddie in the first degree
Date
Halloween 2026
Verdict
Certified Baddie
Arresting officerAgent G2

Off duty, the agent spins.

Mixes, gigs and every repost from the patrol live on Instagram.

Follow @TheDJG2